Double Life
August 17, 2010
For years I’ve lived a double life.
In the day I do my job,
I ride the bus,
Roll up my sleeves with the hoi polloi.
But at night I live a life of exhilaration,
Of missed heartbeats and adrenaline,
And, if the truth be known,
A life of dubious virtue.
I won’t deny I’ve been engaged in violence,
Even indulged in it.
I have maimed and killed adversaries,
And not merely in self defence.
I have exhibited disregard for life,
Limb,
And property,
And savoured every moment.
You may not think it to look at me,
But I have commanded armies,
And conquered worlds.
And though in achieving these things
I have set morality aside,
I have no regrets.
For though I’ve led a double life
At least I can say,
I have lived.
Do The Skate!?
October 21, 2009
That’s not a very nice thing to say about that girl… Oh what innocent times! 50 other examples of advertising in a bygone era here
Smoke Get’s In My Eyes
October 19, 2009
Like that ever worked! Can you even imagine the world of grief you’d get trying that one out!! Although they may be right, she might follow, but only so she can see which car you arrived in, so she can scrawl dickhead in your paintwork… More outrageous cigarette adverts from a bygone era here
Keep Walking
August 13, 2009
Every now & then you get a real masterpiece of video production, so here’s an exceptional piece of advertising. For an interview with the creators check out Creativity Online
