{"id":371,"date":"2008-12-24T12:10:06","date_gmt":"2008-12-24T12:10:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.brendanmitchell.com\/?p=371"},"modified":"2008-12-24T12:10:06","modified_gmt":"2008-12-24T12:10:06","slug":"uh-oh-i-made-a-stinky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.brendanmitchell.com\/?p=371","title":{"rendered":"Uh-oh &#8211; I made a stinky!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Indulge your fecal fantasies with a doll that craps!<\/p>\n<p>The opening paragraph of the post on <a title=\"The Register, Biting the hand that feeds IT\" href=\"http:\/\/www.theregister.co.uk\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Register <\/a>says it all<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Technology has brought many transcendent benefits to our culture, but possibly none have been as consummate in its exquisite magnificence as this holiday season&#8217;s nonpareil of elegance, <a href=\"http:\/\/host.exemplum.com\/hasbro\/baby-alive-learns-to-potty\/baby-alive-learns-to-potty.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Baby Alive Learns to Potty<\/a>, a child&#8217;s doll that craps.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Follow this <a title=\"Indulge your fecal fantasies with a doll that craps\" href=\"http:\/\/www.theregister.co.uk\/2008\/12\/23\/baby_alive_learns_to_potty\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">link<\/a> for more<em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Indulge your fecal fantasies with a doll that craps! The opening paragraph of the post on The Register says it all &#8220;Technology has brought many transcendent benefits to our culture, but possibly none have been as consummate in its exquisite magnificence as this holiday season&#8217;s nonpareil of elegance, Baby Alive Learns to Potty, a child&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,36,26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-drivel","category-fun","category-tech-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.brendanmitchell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.brendanmitchell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.brendanmitchell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.brendanmitchell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.brendanmitchell.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=371"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.brendanmitchell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.brendanmitchell.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.brendanmitchell.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.brendanmitchell.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}